Rap News 1 - NASA bombs the moon!
Lyrics by Hugo Farrant & Giordano Nanni
Good afternoon, Youtube, and Welcome to Juice News
I`m Robert Foster, and this is the top spot for true views
lead story this afternoon is this, You Lunatics!
NASA to send a missile to blast the moon to bits
I have with me in the studio, General Baxter
Veteran, Gentleman and representative of NASA
Good to have you here, General, Good to be here Bob
Now this is something that we hear a lot
Has Nasa Completely Lost it? What do you say to that?
Ha ha, Bob, Take it back, No, just kidding, you know that
the whole fact is we`re itching to go back
To the moon with a human but have no cash
And no craft, But we can`t hold back, we gotta start it
Those sneaky Ruskies are throwing flags under the antarctic
Besides, jeez!
The Chinese might seize the bull by the teets and plant their own flag
Let`s face it, we got what it takes to win
if God had wanted Communists in space He would a gave em wings
But seriously, You just need to see
The moon is a motherlode of Helium 3
Just twenty three tonnes is enough to power the US
For a year at least
OK so please can you say what the objective of the plan is?
The plan is we`ve used all the earth`s resources, damn it
If there`s some gas we`ll grab it, Land, we`ll have
Yehaaw, there`s gold in them there planets
So the first mission objective is to save expenses
The second objective is to generate attention
So our budget don`t get axed at the next election
Thirdly we`re detecting if the moon can assume the role of space waste collection
forthly we wanna build a lunar fortress
a staging post to get the universe and the moon`s resources
Ice, diamonds, coal, cheese, brown people, mining minerals
Thank you for your time general
it all sounds sensible, but is it a good decision
But some are convinced there`s a dark side of the moon mission
Now with direct link via satellite feed
Is Terrence MoonSeed from the lunar defence league
Mr MoonSeed? Shut up, Bob, you better listen
This unprovoked attack on the moon is terrorism
Which the Shining Ones, and the Galactic force
may well consider to be earth`s first act of war
and amateur astronomers are planning stupid parties
Where they`ll grab their telescopes and view a kamikaze
missile slamming into the lunar target
of the Nasa masons and the goddam corrupt Illuminati
You see, you need to see things mythically
Then you`ll begin to understand the conspiracy
The moon is the feminine, the huntress, Diana
And it`s like 12 years since they sacrificed princess Diana
The moon is what helps the earth spin dammit!
Controls the tides, precession, it`s our twin planet
And Nasa wants to bomb it? It`s hollow:We might crack it!
If this mission goes ahead, The L D L will hijack it!
Aliright, thanks kid, General, your responses?
Bob, I`m not even deigning to respond to this dumb kid
Terrorism, kid I`ll give you a terrorised face
Would you rather North Korea colonised space
We need to get up there and chart the minerals
You goddamn hippy bleeding heart liberals
We`re trynna leave this world and build a better one
This is the cheapest mission Nasa has ever done
And it`s also the first attack on a neighbour
Goddamit - You`re not a servant of the world you`re a traitor
A traitor, boy, I`m gonna beat you with spanners
Take you to a fema camp and teach you some manners
Manners! General, Nasa is now a disgrace
This mission contravenes article four of the treaty on outer space
We`re out of place, they`re singing the fake scriptures
For the bildabergs and the reptilian shapeshifters
Everybody should be up in arms: it`s the moon
It`s just the moon! We never even went to the moon
@@@k you!
Now hang on General, before this gets too far
bombing moons, are we turning the world into a death star?
What do you mean? well we`re paving earth
Making it grey, erasing Nature`s worth
Now, we attack another planet, degrading it
All the hollywood movies show aliens invading us
But that`s exactly what we`re becoming! violence
it`s inside us isn`t this the spreading of the human virus?
That`s horseshit, Bob! Human virus!
We`re the rulers of the universe, look at your bibles
Bibles? These babylonians worship Isis,
And now they`re gonna bomb where the ice is
So they can bottle it and sell it to us for inflated prices
And you want to pay fair prices for your moon ices?
precisely!
So it`s economics and prices rather than bombing the moon that`s the crisis
These guys are rich! We just want a piece of the pie bitch
I mean it`s all wrong, Obama`s bomb is wrong
Ok, that`s about it for the show today
But before we go away
I`ll leave you with this thought as the days revolving
We may have problems, but is this our only way to solve them?
Just bomb them? Aren`t we supposed to be evolving?
Yet here we are responding... Problem? Bomb them!
As for colonising space, and the Infinite system
Should we be allowed on another planet before we`ve even learned to live on this one?
Well, whatever should happen to the moon on October ninth,
This is Robert Foster for Juice News signing off, good night
Lyrics by Hugo Farrant & Giordano Nanni
Good afternoon, Youtube, and Welcome to Juice News
I`m Robert Foster, and this is the top spot for true views
lead story this afternoon is this, You Lunatics!
NASA to send a missile to blast the moon to bits
I have with me in the studio, General Baxter
Veteran, Gentleman and representative of NASA
Good to have you here, General, Good to be here Bob
Now this is something that we hear a lot
Has Nasa Completely Lost it? What do you say to that?
Ha ha, Bob, Take it back, No, just kidding, you know that
the whole fact is we`re itching to go back
To the moon with a human but have no cash
And no craft, But we can`t hold back, we gotta start it
Those sneaky Ruskies are throwing flags under the antarctic
Besides, jeez!
The Chinese might seize the bull by the teets and plant their own flag
Let`s face it, we got what it takes to win
if God had wanted Communists in space He would a gave em wings
But seriously, You just need to see
The moon is a motherlode of Helium 3
Just twenty three tonnes is enough to power the US
For a year at least
OK so please can you say what the objective of the plan is?
The plan is we`ve used all the earth`s resources, damn it
If there`s some gas we`ll grab it, Land, we`ll have
Yehaaw, there`s gold in them there planets
So the first mission objective is to save expenses
The second objective is to generate attention
So our budget don`t get axed at the next election
Thirdly we`re detecting if the moon can assume the role of space waste collection
forthly we wanna build a lunar fortress
a staging post to get the universe and the moon`s resources
Ice, diamonds, coal, cheese, brown people, mining minerals
Thank you for your time general
it all sounds sensible, but is it a good decision
But some are convinced there`s a dark side of the moon mission
Now with direct link via satellite feed
Is Terrence MoonSeed from the lunar defence league
Mr MoonSeed? Shut up, Bob, you better listen
This unprovoked attack on the moon is terrorism
Which the Shining Ones, and the Galactic force
may well consider to be earth`s first act of war
and amateur astronomers are planning stupid parties
Where they`ll grab their telescopes and view a kamikaze
missile slamming into the lunar target
of the Nasa masons and the goddam corrupt Illuminati
You see, you need to see things mythically
Then you`ll begin to understand the conspiracy
The moon is the feminine, the huntress, Diana
And it`s like 12 years since they sacrificed princess Diana
The moon is what helps the earth spin dammit!
Controls the tides, precession, it`s our twin planet
And Nasa wants to bomb it? It`s hollow:We might crack it!
If this mission goes ahead, The L D L will hijack it!
Aliright, thanks kid, General, your responses?
Bob, I`m not even deigning to respond to this dumb kid
Terrorism, kid I`ll give you a terrorised face
Would you rather North Korea colonised space
We need to get up there and chart the minerals
You goddamn hippy bleeding heart liberals
We`re trynna leave this world and build a better one
This is the cheapest mission Nasa has ever done
And it`s also the first attack on a neighbour
Goddamit - You`re not a servant of the world you`re a traitor
A traitor, boy, I`m gonna beat you with spanners
Take you to a fema camp and teach you some manners
Manners! General, Nasa is now a disgrace
This mission contravenes article four of the treaty on outer space
We`re out of place, they`re singing the fake scriptures
For the bildabergs and the reptilian shapeshifters
Everybody should be up in arms: it`s the moon
It`s just the moon! We never even went to the moon
@@@k you!
Now hang on General, before this gets too far
bombing moons, are we turning the world into a death star?
What do you mean? well we`re paving earth
Making it grey, erasing Nature`s worth
Now, we attack another planet, degrading it
All the hollywood movies show aliens invading us
But that`s exactly what we`re becoming! violence
it`s inside us isn`t this the spreading of the human virus?
That`s horseshit, Bob! Human virus!
We`re the rulers of the universe, look at your bibles
Bibles? These babylonians worship Isis,
And now they`re gonna bomb where the ice is
So they can bottle it and sell it to us for inflated prices
And you want to pay fair prices for your moon ices?
precisely!
So it`s economics and prices rather than bombing the moon that`s the crisis
These guys are rich! We just want a piece of the pie bitch
I mean it`s all wrong, Obama`s bomb is wrong
Ok, that`s about it for the show today
But before we go away
I`ll leave you with this thought as the days revolving
We may have problems, but is this our only way to solve them?
Just bomb them? Aren`t we supposed to be evolving?
Yet here we are responding... Problem? Bomb them!
As for colonising space, and the Infinite system
Should we be allowed on another planet before we`ve even learned to live on this one?
Well, whatever should happen to the moon on October ninth,
This is Robert Foster for Juice News signing off, good night
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