Sunday, October 9, 2011

Rap News 2

Rap News 2 - Obama wins Nobel 'War is Peace' Prize
Lyrics by Hugo Farrant & Giordano Nanni

Good afternoon world, thanks for tuning in
I`m Robert Foster for Juice Media back with a Rap News Bulletin
To remind viewers who might`ve crossed over
NASA`s LCROSS satellite collided with the moon on
The ninth of October

General Baxter, what`s the reaction there at Nasa?
Bob, there was no cloud but we got what we`re after
Was it worth it? Worth it? Hell of course it was worth it
We`ve shown the earth that our weapons can reach anywhere, even the moon`s surface

Terrence Moonseed, what do you believe?
We did it, Bob, did you believe we`d stand by and let the moon just bleed?
lunar league, the truest creed contacted the moon breed
we hacked live signal while they used a super beam that`s why no plume was seen

Did you view the feed? No moon debris and no plume!
the hollow moon swallowed LCROSS like some whole food
You little punk, Blackwater will be kicking in the door of your home soon
We own you, we tapped your internet and your phone too

The moon pwned you! let me tell you some home truths
In Gitmo you`ll be whimpering like some women singing show tunes
Ok, we have other news to go to, if you will cease your jibes
News just arrived: the results of the Nobel Peace Prize

We now cross all the way to Norway, on Sat Cam
to the Chair of the Nobel committee, Thorbjorn Jagland
Mr Jagland, Yes, Robert, among all the worthy contenders
Who`s the person on this earth the committee would prefer us to remember?

Well, Robert, This year, It is pleasing me to advise
After many sleepless nights The committee has seen the light
For his ceaseless fight to bring peace to those
middle east guys
Barack Obama is completely right to receive the peace prize

Robert, You seem surprised... Surprised, no
So The president gets the prize, that`s right, why though?
Didn`t you see his speech in Cairo?
He promised peace in the middle east and his words provide hope

Plus, his tie and coat, he`s super fly yo,
He likes Jay-Z, brushed dirt off shoulder and has a live fro
But what on earth has he done to promote peace
He talked about it once or twice in a dope speech

He made peace with Hillary Clinton after the primaries
And got that Black professor to meet the cop after they clashed so violently
He tells his daughters to chill when they ask for more
But he bails out the banks to avoid martial law

Peace Prizes? It’s not in the least surprising
This is the pagan Norwegians worshipping the Beast Rising
Obama is a bomber, the thunder god of Doom
And Thor gives him the peace prize on the day he bombs the moon

You want the truth we analyzed his hair though
It turns out he`s a clone of an Egyptian Pharaoh
Amen Ra, the antichrist, psycho, a tyrant clone
A lying phony, a hypnotist In the messiah zone

General?

Peace prize? Those Norway fags should apologise
We didn`t breed this commander in chief to be a peaceful guy
And for the middle east we got our own ways
Give Obama the peace prize when he`s bombed `em back to the stone age

It does seem so strange, Thorbjorn for you to just step in
And award a peace price when Obama ordered more nuclear weapons
what about awarding it to Morgan changirai in Zimbabwe?
Isn`t this akin to the years the committee ignored Ghandi?

Isn`t it ironic to award Obama for peace during a war push?
We gave Obama the prize for not being George Bussh
OK, I have on the line from somewhere in Pakistan
An anonymous caller representing the Taliban

Hello? Hello, Rap News, infidel scum bastards
soon you will all burn in Hell Inshallah
and the Obama win Nobel prize for peace? They are kidding us
It should be prize for escalate war and kill civilians

He`s massacred innocent people, He`s essentially Jew
We gave him the prize for what he could potentially do
The days of waiting for his potential are though
He hasn`t killed enough poor people, or destroyed enemy food

He wants a coup, his vaccine is a poison to prolong the flu
He used unmanned drones, left territory bombed too
He`s got a lot more to do, take the long view
Inshallah he will die and his dog too

He Shouldn`t have won the prize, this will not do
He shouldn`t have won the prize this will not do
He shouldn`t have won the prize, this will not do
This is our prize we`ll give it to whoever we want to!

OK, that`s about all we have time for
But I`d like to leave you with these final thoughts
Obama`s prize has been labelled as a slap in the face
Of the previous administration for their tactics of hate

But what`s actually changed since the election race?
Isn`t it substantively the same except for the face?
Don`t mercenary armies still carry out renditions?
aren`t wall street banks still given bailouts of trillions?

Any serious examination leads to the raw truth
This isn`t a prize for Obama, it`s a prize for George Bush
Nobel`s message seems to be War is Peace and it`s all well
When all is war, and didn`t we read that in Orwell?

Well, From the depths of doublethink and newspeak
This is Robert Foster, for Juice Media
Have a double plus good week
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