Rap News 5 - Rap News v News World Order
Lyrics by Hugo Farrant & Giordano Nanni
Good evening, Rap News is back this
week on the back of yet another massive leaking
which lays bare and paints a clear picture of the actual dealings
and reality of operation Iraqi freedom
It`s been Seven years of that illegal
invasion which has claimed A million iraqi people
the leaping toll of casualties and
images from abu ghraib of rape, kidnappings, beatings
As hawks now have their eyes fixed on Iran
We analyse the man behind that original plan
and these very events presenting our first guest
Donald Rumsfeld, Secretary of Offense
Mr Rumsfeld, hi there, welcome down to the station
in light of this revelation How do you feel now about the invasion?
This isn`t new information and it was liberation
Iraqis are now free to play soccer and playstation
what about abu ghraib, and the allegations
Not just of humiliation, but savage raping
My actual statement is the military
In the killing scene is at liberty to blow off a little steam
if you remember the Iraqis had WMD
doesn’t it trouble you that you failed find any?
well steady, I never said Iraq had weapons you know
yes you did! You said that exact fact a second ago
you know, there`s things we know and things we don`t know
and the knowns we know we know are known as Known knowns
Things we know we don`t know which are known as no no`s
Among the knowns and the no no`s we know go with the don`t knows
I dunno, intelligence was distorted and cynical
scorned and ridiculed, support for your war was minimal
won’t history judge you as a war criminal?
We’ll write the books, they won’t be at all critical
This interview’s over, general
Take him away he`s pitiful
With pleasure, now to shut Rap News down forever
****
Alright, kill the live feed, bring the light beam
This is News World Order, I`m Bill O`Reilly
Resuming entirely regular broadcasts of news
For unbiased fair broad and balanced views
Now my guest is a true American hero
Donald, Bill, good to finally get on a real show
So how`s the united states of iraq in the last quarter
Well, our crack forces hand in hand with blackwater
Have forged ahead creating an idyllic state
That we`ll hand over to whoever`s left at the end
The number of people in the middle east
Opposed to democracy has swiftly decreased
Yeah, by like a million at least since two thousand and three
That`s a million more people, who are now blissfully in peace
And wikileaks
Bill please don`t get me started on those frickin cybergeeks
What gets me is these hippies keep
Criticising the military
when the military keeps em living free
From tyrrany, terrorists, and nuclear bomb threats
They seem to have a military industrial complex
and this Julian Assange makes his foolish demands
As the blood of afghans pools in his hands
A lot of people are saying he`s ruled by his glands
That He kidnapped schoolgirls and abused em in Icelandc
But now a word from our sponsor, we’ll be back pretty fast
With the former secretary of kickin ass
Why see shades of gray
why be a loner?
try another Soma
Soma™
Life’s good, shut up!™
Alright we`re back in the no spine zone
News World Order live in your mobile home
So , rummy, Bradley Manning..
Bradley Manning, man I`m glad we grabbed him
we`re gonna Black bag him, tag him, pack that homo away
Let`s see him hack his way out of guantanamo bay
You know what you ought to do?
enhanced interrogation... wait there`s a problem with my autocue
What`s that? `Sorry Bill we have to interrupt?`
it just says`you`ve been wanked` - stupid thing is stuck
Wank you say? I remember that from the Nasa days,
Bill, you`ve been hacked I`m afraid
Hacked? Fuck it, we`ll do it live
Fucking thing sucks, We`ll do it live
Wank only one man would use slang this way
it has to be Julian Assange - g`day
gentlemen, hey?
I couldn`t help noticing you mentioned my name
Assange, how the hell`d you get in the frame?
A simple hack, you left the back door open again
We’ll hack off your hands, leave you rollng in pain
I thought we controlled this whole station
Our signal’s being jammed from an undisclosed location
You telling me you can’t even get that fag?
He’s somewhere North south east or west of baghdad
Bill O`reilly, for dangerous defiance of reason
And betrayal of journalism, I now try you for treason
Shut up you just leak crap! You`re dead!
I think you`ll find it`s you that leaks crap and is dead
What`s happening to his head?
it`s leaking every single bit of crap he`s ever said
we`ll get you Assange, and your little site too
but a thousand other sites will creep up behind you
****
I’m an avalanche! they didn’t stand a chance
Against my battle plans, Robert, here have your channel back
apologies for the apalling violence
Julian? you look different. These days I can afford a stylist
Now The enemies of truth will cower
Before the avenging Assangel, and my brutal power
With the hammer of Tor, I will leap forth
Crush the imposters – I couldn’t agree more
Ah! What’s going on here? I think you know
Is that Julian Assange, yes it is, Hello
Pfft Look at his hair, everyone knows it’s white
This isn’t Assange, it’s some loser with low lights
Now get outta here you fake Assange it’s
Time for me to leak the true fate of Atlantis
No, it’s time to find out who the heck this is
Terrence Moonseed! Gah, you pesky kids
Well, I think it’s time to end this session
It seems, journalism’s become a dangerous profession
Risking ostracism extradition
To provide a clear picture of the world we live in
but without truth, history will certainly repeat
The same wars, in this time of universal deceit,
Telling the truth has become a revolutionary act
So I salute those who disclose the necessary facts.
Lyrics by Hugo Farrant & Giordano Nanni
Good evening, Rap News is back this
week on the back of yet another massive leaking
which lays bare and paints a clear picture of the actual dealings
and reality of operation Iraqi freedom
It`s been Seven years of that illegal
invasion which has claimed A million iraqi people
the leaping toll of casualties and
images from abu ghraib of rape, kidnappings, beatings
As hawks now have their eyes fixed on Iran
We analyse the man behind that original plan
and these very events presenting our first guest
Donald Rumsfeld, Secretary of Offense
Mr Rumsfeld, hi there, welcome down to the station
in light of this revelation How do you feel now about the invasion?
This isn`t new information and it was liberation
Iraqis are now free to play soccer and playstation
what about abu ghraib, and the allegations
Not just of humiliation, but savage raping
My actual statement is the military
In the killing scene is at liberty to blow off a little steam
if you remember the Iraqis had WMD
doesn’t it trouble you that you failed find any?
well steady, I never said Iraq had weapons you know
yes you did! You said that exact fact a second ago
you know, there`s things we know and things we don`t know
and the knowns we know we know are known as Known knowns
Things we know we don`t know which are known as no no`s
Among the knowns and the no no`s we know go with the don`t knows
I dunno, intelligence was distorted and cynical
scorned and ridiculed, support for your war was minimal
won’t history judge you as a war criminal?
We’ll write the books, they won’t be at all critical
This interview’s over, general
Take him away he`s pitiful
With pleasure, now to shut Rap News down forever
****
Alright, kill the live feed, bring the light beam
This is News World Order, I`m Bill O`Reilly
Resuming entirely regular broadcasts of news
For unbiased fair broad and balanced views
Now my guest is a true American hero
Donald, Bill, good to finally get on a real show
So how`s the united states of iraq in the last quarter
Well, our crack forces hand in hand with blackwater
Have forged ahead creating an idyllic state
That we`ll hand over to whoever`s left at the end
The number of people in the middle east
Opposed to democracy has swiftly decreased
Yeah, by like a million at least since two thousand and three
That`s a million more people, who are now blissfully in peace
And wikileaks
Bill please don`t get me started on those frickin cybergeeks
What gets me is these hippies keep
Criticising the military
when the military keeps em living free
From tyrrany, terrorists, and nuclear bomb threats
They seem to have a military industrial complex
and this Julian Assange makes his foolish demands
As the blood of afghans pools in his hands
A lot of people are saying he`s ruled by his glands
That He kidnapped schoolgirls and abused em in Icelandc
But now a word from our sponsor, we’ll be back pretty fast
With the former secretary of kickin ass
Why see shades of gray
why be a loner?
try another Soma
Soma™
Life’s good, shut up!™
Alright we`re back in the no spine zone
News World Order live in your mobile home
So , rummy, Bradley Manning..
Bradley Manning, man I`m glad we grabbed him
we`re gonna Black bag him, tag him, pack that homo away
Let`s see him hack his way out of guantanamo bay
You know what you ought to do?
enhanced interrogation... wait there`s a problem with my autocue
What`s that? `Sorry Bill we have to interrupt?`
it just says`you`ve been wanked` - stupid thing is stuck
Wank you say? I remember that from the Nasa days,
Bill, you`ve been hacked I`m afraid
Hacked? Fuck it, we`ll do it live
Fucking thing sucks, We`ll do it live
Wank only one man would use slang this way
it has to be Julian Assange - g`day
gentlemen, hey?
I couldn`t help noticing you mentioned my name
Assange, how the hell`d you get in the frame?
A simple hack, you left the back door open again
We’ll hack off your hands, leave you rollng in pain
I thought we controlled this whole station
Our signal’s being jammed from an undisclosed location
You telling me you can’t even get that fag?
He’s somewhere North south east or west of baghdad
Bill O`reilly, for dangerous defiance of reason
And betrayal of journalism, I now try you for treason
Shut up you just leak crap! You`re dead!
I think you`ll find it`s you that leaks crap and is dead
What`s happening to his head?
it`s leaking every single bit of crap he`s ever said
we`ll get you Assange, and your little site too
but a thousand other sites will creep up behind you
****
I’m an avalanche! they didn’t stand a chance
Against my battle plans, Robert, here have your channel back
apologies for the apalling violence
Julian? you look different. These days I can afford a stylist
Now The enemies of truth will cower
Before the avenging Assangel, and my brutal power
With the hammer of Tor, I will leap forth
Crush the imposters – I couldn’t agree more
Ah! What’s going on here? I think you know
Is that Julian Assange, yes it is, Hello
Pfft Look at his hair, everyone knows it’s white
This isn’t Assange, it’s some loser with low lights
Now get outta here you fake Assange it’s
Time for me to leak the true fate of Atlantis
No, it’s time to find out who the heck this is
Terrence Moonseed! Gah, you pesky kids
Well, I think it’s time to end this session
It seems, journalism’s become a dangerous profession
Risking ostracism extradition
To provide a clear picture of the world we live in
but without truth, history will certainly repeat
The same wars, in this time of universal deceit,
Telling the truth has become a revolutionary act
So I salute those who disclose the necessary facts.
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